A good friend of mine, ChipmunkJenny is incredibly neat, tidy, meticulous and graceful. She makes the Queen look like a slob. I swear. So you can imagine how I feel in her presence. Like a huge, disgusting, messy, stinky, creepy guy. But that's probably more my insecurities than anything. I hope.
Anyway, ChipmunkJenny is incredibly friendly, chipper and enthusiastic. She's always up for a good chat.
Among other things, ChipmunkJenny enjoys:
* Hotels. Everything about them (so she tells me)
* Godet (in case you don't know, a ridiculously good Belgian chocolate liquor)
* Baileys truffles (well who the fuck doesn't?)
* Sleeping (I'm with her on that one too.. :)